BAD HABITS MADE IN GERMANY

[gatheness]

is anyone sick of these! ama ni mimi tuu........
 
1.  "aaah mimi sinanga contacts na wakenya ....mimi ni mtu wa kujikalisha"
 
2.   aki wakenya...............................!
 
 
3.   Sasa  aki umepotea 1 ......  eee na umekua msupuu  kwani unakula?  ( irony/sacarsim alarm!)
 
 
4.   Machali wakenya ni bure watakupanguanisha.........( the truth but need not to be said !)
 
 
5. Unafanya FSJ ama Aupair ?  (keine tätigkeiten .. these are just stepping stones)
 
6.  Ulicall home last when?  ulikua home last when?
 
7. huku Germany ni kwa uduu! (well no one is been forced to be here! at the first place)
 
8. Niko na fieber!!!!!!!  ( a kenyan man ! since when did afircan men start having fevers like small babies?)
 
9. aaaah congrats uko how many months ni pointy ama mbleki? (I BEG! ni nyani!)
 
10. umepotelea wapi?? umetutupa(like she /he cares)
 
11. MAHATERS ma-haters mahaters !  (need not say .. original national anthem ya the REAL HATER!)

       

[terry]

wazi jo!! funny but true

[Otach]

4.   Machali wakenya ni bure watakupanguanisha.........( the truth but need not to be said !)
     

Sio makosa yetu, i was tought by my Mother that
"""In order for you to arrange properly, You must first rearange thoroughly"""
 

[gatheness]

otach finally i got someone who can explain the thory behind our reckless brathas.... but its always sad when kenyan gals meet they all seem to be having the same problem with their kenyan men si vile tunapenda wanaijo..... ni vile unreliable our own have prooved to be

[kiki]

 machali wakenya bure kabisi lazy  people hav ever seen   l know some  who even dont work  only drink alcoho from morning to evening

[chic0]

is anyone sick of these! ama ni mimi tuu........
 
 
 
3.   Sasa  aki umepotea 1 ......  eee na umekua msupuu  kwani unakula?  ( irony/sacarsim alarm!)
keep it to yo'self 

[Machali wakenya ni bure watakupanguanisha[/b].........( the truth but need not to be said !)
mmmmhhhhhh utajipanga


 
[Ulicall home last when?  ulikua home last when?[/b] [/i]
ukijua uta do?
 
[huku Germany ni kwa uduu![/b] (well no one is been forced to be here! at the first place)[/i]
 kwenu ulifukuzwa?

 
[10. umepotelea wapi?? umetutupa[/b](like she /he cares)[/i]
in other words what the hell are you doind here