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Ordaining Priests
« on: December 03, 2008, 01:34:00 PM »
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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

He proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.

Then, all the other bells started to ring."

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Re: Ordaining Priests
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 06:39:35 PM »


 ;D ;D ;D

they should have ordained Carlos coz in the group he was the odd one out (the only breasts and p*** lover) :D
Wenn  du  Rechtsschreibefehler  findest,  darfst  du sie  behalten ;-)

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Re: Ordaining Priests
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 10:24:59 AM »
wale ni ma bwatty buoys ;D ;D
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Re: Ordaining Priests
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 05:22:06 PM »
wale ni ma bwatty buoys ;D ;D

na wanatuambia we should abstinent  ;D

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Re: Ordaining Priests
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 05:46:55 PM »
na wanatuambia we should abstinent  ;D
kitu gani ;D..i pity those alter boys ::) ::) :(
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Re: Ordaining Priests
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2008, 06:21:18 PM »
hahahahahahahahahahahahah 8)
if u think u can,or u think u can't u are right! henry ford